This is my church

And if a church is a house of healing hallelujah, welcome!

Come in as you are,

have a look around,

stay out of my porn.


Part time mountain man

Full time sarcastic asshole

Just trying to figure it all out


We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.








I fucking lost it here

An Open Letter to Sam Pepper



Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

There are a lot of blurry lines in the world, but this isn’t one of them. I’m very pleased the our community has come together to discuss this openly and rationally. Five stars to Laci for binding people together in that, with an open and clear message.

I hope (expect even) that Sam will be taking the video down soon, because every moment it’s up is another moment where he’s normalizing assault and societal dominance of women. 

I drove through 17 states on the way to work
I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–
College Board line of reasoning
Pay for this test we made to measure your aptitude for college
Oh, you want to do well on said test? Pay for materials put out by us to do it
Pay us to send your test results to colleges. We won't even use paper; it's electronic
Pay us to take a test that certifies mastery of college level material. Take college level classes to get into college basically. But pay us
Pay us to send a lengthy, confusing financial aid application to colleges even if you don't get in. Pay us more if your parents are divorced
Pay us
We're a non profit organization



"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

and dictionaries

and google

increasingly the world has these things in our pocket, no less


don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense