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awickedshart:

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

Thanks sugar tits.

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

officialunitedstates:

clam down.  seriously, everyone needs to clam down.   put the clam down

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability)

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

  • Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
  • Me: Yes

savingpeoplehunting-things:

fangirling-my-fandoms:

silence4us:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

The red light one kills me every time

I lost my shit at the red light one.

Sheer will power

I am adapting. I will be unstoppable.

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.

stfurapeculture:

augustayc:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Really seriously flabbergasted and concerned about this.

This is terrifying and very important.