This is my church

And if a church is a house of healing hallelujah, welcome!

Come in as you are,

have a look around,

stay out of my porn.


Part time mountain man

Full time sarcastic asshole

Just trying to figure it all out


I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
tell me thats not sick
haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude



*opens the same five websites over and over again, hoping something will change*




emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:

  • "i would kill myself without you"
  • "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
  • basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you

this post is important

I saw Otherwise for the second time tonight and it was a kick fucking ass concert! They put everything they have into a performance and their passion for what they do is evident in how well they treat their fans. Thanks for making it such an awesome night!


the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about